Thursday, July 30, 2009

It's called "good husband"

A total crap but interesting.

A wife comes home early one day and finds her husband in their bed making love to a beautiful, sexy young woman.

"You
unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me your faithful
wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a
divorce!" The husband replies, "Just wait a minute! Before you leave,
at least listen to what happened."

"Hmmmmm, I don't know. Well,
okay, but it'll be the last thing I ever hear from you. Make it fast,
you lying, cheating dog!" The husband begins to tell his story "While I
was driving home, this woman stopped me and asked me for a ride. She
was so young and defenseless that I went ahead and let her in the car.

“I
noticed she was very thin, not well dressed, and very dirty. She told
me she hadn't eaten in three days. With great compassion and caring I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night
that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight. The
poor thing devoured them.

“Since she was very dirty, I asked her
if she'd like to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her
clothes were filthy and full of holes, so I threw them away. Since she
then needed some clothes, I gave her a pair of jeans you've had for a
few years and can no longer wear because they're too tight on you. I
also gave her the blouse I gave you on our anniversary that you won't
wear because you think I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover
my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to bug my
sister, and I also gave her the boots you bought at that expensive
boutique and have worn only once after seeing one of your co-workers
wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story...

"The
young woman was very grateful to me, and as we were walking to the door
she suddenly stopped and turned to me, tears streaming down her face,
and said, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"


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