Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Email from a friend

Some of you might have received this before... this is for those who haven't seen it.. be patient, you will understand at the end.


CUT WOODEN CHOPSTICKS

LIKE THAT

STERILIZE BY PUTTING INTO HOT WATER

AFTER A WHILE, IT WILL FLOAT

PUT SALT, PEPPER, SEASONING
STIR THEN ADD TAPIOCA LIKE ABOVE
ALSO BAKING POWDER

AND BROWN COLOURING

BOIL IT OVER FIRE..
LOOKS LIKE MCD FRIES RIGHT?
BUT ITS NOT, HAHAHA..
CON'T
PUT INTO VACUUM JAR

PUT AWAY FROM SUN.
DON'T HAVE TO BE IN FRIGDE.
LEAVE FOR ONE DAY
AFTER ONE DAY, IT BECOME SOFT.
LOOK CAREFULLY

REMINDS YOU OF SOMETHING?
COOK WITH VEGGIES AND BEEF...
YOU WILL GET??
TA DAA...
!!~CHAR KUE TIEW~!!
SCARY RIGHT??
CHOPSTICK TO KUE TIEW....
IT SEEMS IT'S RE- ENGINEERED FOOD
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CRAP IT MEANS.
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE MCD PRESENTATION THAT I SAW.
The only wood that I ate, as far as I know is ginseng. Wait, that's root not wood.

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